Canbeptip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless slug.

Canbeptip created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canbeptip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Canbeptip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Canbeptip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Canbeptip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not listen to music.