Ominjabpak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome skunk.

Ominjabpak created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominjabpak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominjabpak, it will turn you into a rat.

Ominjabpak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ominjabpak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the south.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.