Tigdummif is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured hummingbird.

Tigdummif created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdummif, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tigdummif, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tigdummif's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tigdummif's Holy Commandments

1. Tigdummif loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always obey Tigdummif's priests.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.