Davhatnul is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous guinea pig.

Davhatnul created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davhatnul, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Davhatnul, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Davhatnul's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Davhatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the east.

4. You must pray to Davhatnul three times a day.

5. Never run in the presence of great tits.