Cunnarciss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, pitiless hare.

Cunnarciss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunnarciss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cunnarciss, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cunnarciss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cunnarciss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Cunnarciss on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cunnarciss.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. You must never eat turnips.