Cunnarciss is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, pitiless
hare.
Cunnarciss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cunnarciss, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cunnarciss, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Cunnarciss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Cunnarciss' Holy Commandments1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Cunnarciss on top of important buildings.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cunnarciss.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
5. You must never eat turnips.