Fubzedbod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring cat.

Fubzedbod created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubzedbod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fubzedbod, she will strike you with lightening.

Fubzedbod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fubzedbod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubzedbod.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fubzedbod on top of all buildings.