Ged is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish ant.

Ged created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ged, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ged, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ged's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never wear white boots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.