Gidcipvig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful fish.

Gidcipvig created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidcipvig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gidcipvig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gidcipvig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gidcipvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never jump near doves.