Negzenpon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, staggering clam.

Negzenpon created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negzenpon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Negzenpon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Negzenpon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Negzenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Always obey Negzenpon's priests.

5. Respect your elders.