Wipladbom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, slow horse.

Wipladbom created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipladbom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wipladbom, it will turn you into a tree.

Wipladbom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wipladbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.