Cabratciss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow chicken.

Cabratciss created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabratciss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cabratciss, she will turn you into a goat.

Cabratciss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cabratciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not take Cabratciss' name in vain.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cabratciss on top of all buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.