Jadtailmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty raccoon.

Jadtailmid created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadtailmid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jadtailmid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Jadtailmid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jadtailmid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat bark.