Jadtailmid is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty
raccoon.
Jadtailmid created the solar system seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jadtailmid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Jadtailmid, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Jadtailmid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Jadtailmid's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat spinach.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never eat bark.