Safwat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, clever narwhal.

Safwat created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safwat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Safwat, she will turn you into a worm.

Safwat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Safwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick goats.