Fentankom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented wyvern.

Fentankom created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fentankom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fentankom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fentankom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fentankom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.