Fodjaparf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating chicken.

Fodjaparf created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fodjaparf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodjaparf, it will manifest in front of you.

Fodjaparf's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fodjaparf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Run away if four mites approach from the north.

5. Erect five lead sculptures of Fodjaparf on top of important buildings.