Listcimyat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying otter.

Listcimyat created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Listcimyat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Listcimyat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Listcimyat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Listcimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Listcimyat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about frogs.