Venbepbod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent warg.

Venbepbod created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venbepbod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Venbepbod, he will send minions to preach to you.

Venbepbod's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Venbepbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Venbepbod must be the most important thing in your life.