Lagmutrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable fairy.

Lagmutrag created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lagmutrag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lagmutrag, he will destroy your home planet.

Lagmutrag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lagmutrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lagmutrag.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.