Hinkongeb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring frog.

Hinkongeb created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hinkongeb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hinkongeb, he will cry a lot.

Hinkongeb's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hinkongeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hinkongeb on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Hinkongeb.

5. Never skip in the presence of sheep.