Mipnadcussmistim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless dugong.

Mipnadcussmistim created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipnadcussmistim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipnadcussmistim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mipnadcussmistim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mipnadcussmistim's Holy Commandments

1. Mipnadcussmistim loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always take life seriously.