Bafcenzodbogtarsom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional gnu.

Bafcenzodbogtarsom created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bafcenzodbogtarsom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bafcenzodbogtarsom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bafcenzodbogtarsom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bafcenzodbogtarsom's Holy Commandments

1. Bafcenzodbogtarsom loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bafcenzodbogtarsom on top of all buildings.

4. Never skip near ducks.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.