Butveengedaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive octopus.

Butveengedaf created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butveengedaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Butveengedaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Butveengedaf's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Butveengedaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Hide if three seals approach from the east.