Sandsisvil is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced dragon.

Sandsisvil created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandsisvil, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sandsisvil, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sandsisvil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sandsisvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sandsisvil five times a day.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not hurt horses.