Nillmispib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous hummingbird.

Nillmispib created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillmispib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nillmispib, it will strike you with lightening.

Nillmispib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nillmispib's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Hide if eight voles approach from the south.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.