Citkarbus is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, slow frog.

Citkarbus created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkarbus, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citkarbus, she will laugh at you.

Citkarbus' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Citkarbus' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six hamsters approach from the west.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never jump in holy places.