Budflaglib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart goat.

Budflaglib created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Budflaglib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Budflaglib, she will make you grow a tail.

Budflaglib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Budflaglib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Put Budflaglib first in all things.