Tagcepxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable skunk.

Tagcepxuc created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagcepxuc, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagcepxuc, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tagcepxuc's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tagcepxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.