Flanditdog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart wombat.

Flanditdog created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanditdog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flanditdog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flanditdog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flanditdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flanditdog.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flanditdog.