Ponartfud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, irritating wren.

Ponartfud created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Ponartfud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ponartfud, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ponartfud's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ponartfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Ponartfud on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.