Ominbabsid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying rhinoceros.

Ominbabsid created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ominbabsid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ominbabsid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ominbabsid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ominbabsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near goats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.