Garpaglarpbambithatpog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, benevolent seal.

Garpaglarpbambithatpog created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garpaglarpbambithatpog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Garpaglarpbambithatpog, he will have a low opinion of you.

Garpaglarpbambithatpog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Garpaglarpbambithatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Always help doves.