But is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast elephant.

But created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in But, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in But, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

But's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

But's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always obey But's priests.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never talk about fire.