Yamnuttlisttad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent bee.

Yamnuttlisttad created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamnuttlisttad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yamnuttlisttad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yamnuttlisttad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yamnuttlisttad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never eat bark.