Ragafcap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish pigeon.

Ragafcap created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ragafcap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragafcap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ragafcap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ragafcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.