Veenbancan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unselfish warg.

Veenbancan created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenbancan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenbancan, she will come to you in dreams.

Veenbancan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Veenbancan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always take life seriously.