Watfumbif Rullogfem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, flying troll.

Watfumbif Rullogfem created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watfumbif Rullogfem, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watfumbif Rullogfem, he will turn you into a mouse.

Watfumbif Rullogfem's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Watfumbif Rullogfem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never talk about rats.