Flyakbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish tortoise.

Flyakbess created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyakbess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flyakbess, it will turn you into a dog.

Flyakbess' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flyakbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.