Sterwatarf is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident lion.

Sterwatarf created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterwatarf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sterwatarf, she will make you grow a tail.

Sterwatarf's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sterwatarf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sterwatarf.

2. Never wear black hats.

3. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.