Hotgedstig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable yak.

Hotgedstig created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hotgedstig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hotgedstig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hotgedstig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hotgedstig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.