Cunbodhad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind centipede.

Cunbodhad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbodhad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cunbodhad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cunbodhad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cunbodhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cunbodhad.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.