Cumpagrip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate manatee.

Cumpagrip created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumpagrip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cumpagrip, it will come to you in dreams.

Cumpagrip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cumpagrip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.