Rotfliggab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful ferret.

Rotfliggab created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotfliggab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rotfliggab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rotfliggab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rotfliggab's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Never look in ponds.