Milbapbarn Targtonkhadtafdotlib Mumvonmid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing bee.

Milbapbarn Targtonkhadtafdotlib Mumvonmid created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Milbapbarn Targtonkhadtafdotlib Mumvonmid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Milbapbarn Targtonkhadtafdotlib Mumvonmid, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Milbapbarn Targtonkhadtafdotlib Mumvonmid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Milbapbarn Targtonkhadtafdotlib Mumvonmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milbapbarn Targtonkhadtafdotlib Mumvonmid.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.