Dampigomin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong giraffe.

Dampigomin created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dampigomin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dampigomin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dampigomin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dampigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dampigomin on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.