Vadbutlig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic narwhal.

Vadbutlig created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbutlig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadbutlig, he will be very unhappy.

Vadbutlig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vadbutlig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vadbutlig.

2. Run away from yellow tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadbutlig.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.