Godomincem is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful wolf.

Godomincem created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godomincem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godomincem, he will be very sad.

Godomincem's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Godomincem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the west.

2. Never wear mauve shorts.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not cook food in pots.