Jamdodvan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, almighty cat.

Jamdodvan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamdodvan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamdodvan, she will try to impress you with trees.

Jamdodvan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jamdodvan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jamdodvan.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.