Zaggutnur is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless fairy.

Zaggutnur created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaggutnur, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zaggutnur, he will make you grow a tail.

Zaggutnur's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zaggutnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Zaggutnur must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.