Rulnellgod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, blissful dingo.

Rulnellgod created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulnellgod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulnellgod, he will try to impress you with trees.

Rulnellgod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rulnellgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat oranges.