Stancudtailkengilpoggub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless penguin.

Stancudtailkengilpoggub created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Stancudtailkengilpoggub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stancudtailkengilpoggub, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stancudtailkengilpoggub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stancudtailkengilpoggub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stancudtailkengilpoggub.